Is it possible to have more than one love of your life?
I used to think so. I no longer do.
I believed in free love, an limitless love that can spread throughout multiple relationships and multiple passions with room to spare. My eyes have been rudely opened however, time and time again to remind me that [...]
Archive for November, 2009
el amor de mi vida
Posted in story on November 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Love for Lesbians
Posted in story on November 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I feel slightly bad after my last post on lesbians and I feel the need to apologize. The gay community is not the community you want to fuck with, especially the lesbians. You are a ruthless group of ladies that I assume derives its power from eating the flesh of mens privates*.
You have it hard [...]
Once apon a time…
Posted in advice, tagged rated g on November 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am the “happily ever after” generation.
In the early 90’s Disney struck gold creating movies based on people falling in love. Oh excuse me, not just anybody…princesses. Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin all followed the same basic theme. This theme being of course: love conquers all.
You’re of [...]
Seeing Double
Posted in story on November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I first came out on the dating scene, I didn’t really have a type of guy that I was really attracted to. I was looking to date…well anyone who would be my boyfriend.
Then I my tastes narrowed to penises. I would date pretty much anything as long as there was a penis involved.
Then [...]
sylvia
Posted in story, tagged rated g on November 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
“If you fear something enough you can make it happen.”
I thought Sylvia, the movie based on Sylvia Plaths’ love life, was alright. It was interesting enough and obviously since it was about a poet, it had some really great lines. This line struck a cord with me. I find that this is completely true, especially [...]
just sayin
Posted in art, tagged rated g on November 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Yasumasa Yonehara
Steel Panther
Posted in over the internet, tagged video on November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
If you don’t watch this, and love it, get the hell off this website, it’s not for you.
I also recommend hitting up their myspace and giving Girl from Oklahoma a listen.
it's for your own good
Posted in sex on November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
Jill, you stupid bitch, next time Jack falls down leave him there and move the fuck on.
WHERE ARE YOU?
Posted in story, tagged rated R on November 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I have lost all faith in lesbianism.
This coming from someone brought up on lesbian porn and thought she was a lady lover herself; I had a lot of faith. It is all gone.
What can I say? I get it guys, tits are mesmerizing. I remember coming out to my gay in college that I decided [...]
OH YEAH!
Posted in over the internet, tagged rated pg-13 on November 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I hate a lot of things: PDAs, side siders, back hair, ugly people, sperm in the eye, surprise anal….but nothing tops off my list like “eternal love” and people who think they have it.
Which is why I am obsessed with wedinator.com! It’s all weddings doomed right from the beginning (how great are those tuxedos?) or [...]
