So because of my anti-seizure medication, I can no longer take birth control. And because of my strong desire to not have children, I got an IUD put in.

Wiki it for more information, but basically the one I got put in has copper that naturally kills sperm dead, no hormones or spermicides needed. Weird right? There is another kind that does have hormones in it, but hormones hurt my migraines. Anyway, these things chill way up your lady parts for up to 10 years. 10 years! Rad.

What they don’t tell you is that when you get it put in, aka shoved up somewhere near your belly button via your vagina (not alright), it hurts like your fucking a knife.

Basically your body screams FUCKNOOOOOOO, DOESNOTWANT!! I was describing it as being fucked by a coat hanger that was ripping out my fallopian tubes.

Apparently if your body does not allow the doctors to go up that high, they have to cut you open, which is exactly what they did to my cousin. Nightmare.

Now however, it feels great! Like nothing. Like not having a baby until I really want one. Odd….

Another thing!! Ignore anything I have ever said about Nuvaring, shit is bad for you. For real.