HILARIOUS.
It is also so obviously ridiculous, yet unbelievably close to the truth i can’t even handle it. All of us, not only ladies only want what we can’t have.
Archive for January, 2008
gold star
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, funny, pg, video on January 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
possible sex job #805
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on January 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
does anyone like going to the gynecologist? i don’t like anyone near my vagina, let alone with metal tools and a flashlight. mostly what i don’t like about the gyno office is the lack of men. just kidding! only not really.
My other complaints: 1. Old magazines! EW!2. Cold temperatures. Listen I am fucking naked freezing [...]
game while you ride
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on January 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
when i am bored on the subway i play this game.i don’t look at people, i take my seat and look only at the floor. i look around at their feet and by the shoes they are wearing/the shoes condition/the bottom of their pants, i guess what they look like. i go around making assumptions, [...]
more shots to the vag
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, health on January 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
menstrual tip of the month from…
my gyno: the day before the suspected day take two mortin(not tylenol) every six hours. thats right, even before the pain and blood, painkillers.
me: a hot bubble bath. then right to bed with boyfriends head resting on your belly. all better.
happy bleeding while also enjoy this picture of [...]
Fellatio Dating
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Girls listen up, this is very important, i am about to save your sex life. oh and guys too, tips for all.
i know ya’ll aren’t going to believe me, but trust me, girl to girl…i love giving head. i know! i never thought i would honestly say that. i mean i have being saying [...]
fuck the police
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged funny on January 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
you have no idea how many posts i write. i write a post a day. obviously you can see how many make it to this site. not like i am even pleased with the posts that do make it.
sex blogs are difficult to uphold. there are just so many sex blogs. i myself read 3 [...]
no place like home
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on January 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
here’s what kansas has to offer:
an underground salt museum99% level ground (seriously)wheat farmssome cattlekmart/ihop
here’s what you can do in kansas however, without a car:
nothing. because the only thing around the “resort” was flat land with minor snow covering and the whole area only had 1 taxi. you call up the service, aka one lady saying [...]
