christmas was ballin’! the build up was awful, work and the workings of a cold, but it was worth it for that one day.
i got xbox!! which means guitar hero!! i love this game more than anything. such a surprise!
if you think thats not ballin’ enough, i was also surprised by best gift i [...]
Archive for December, 2007
i am the guitar hero
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on December 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
talking is a way to get you NOT laid
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on December 20, 2007 | 1 Comment »
i can’t deal with love and emotions anymore. god i feel like a girl.lets get to bangin!
this was the most kick ass sex quiz ever! not like the Cosmo magazine ‘does he like YOU or does he like your pleaser dome?’ quizzes that are a waste of your time (he likes your dome better).
so take [...]
quick! someone shot my vagina!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on December 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
oh wait no, it’s just the insides of my ovaries coming out.
i am almost positive that there is a reason menstruate and hibernate rhyme.
i don’t have much to say but i will say this:
for men: i love men who don’t get grossed out by periods. given it is pretty nasty, but get over it guys, [...]
a blog about blogs
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged art, funny on December 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
ok so we all like fucked up shit. we do. everyone does. admit it.
we all hated to watch two girls one cup, but we all did it. (if not get with it, google it!)
but this shit takes the cake…EW!the first page is lame, but trust me stick with it. if the images are blurred they [...]
my two front teeth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged life on December 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
this year for christmas i want…
my jamie hewlett limited edition major maja flink vibrator
a kaleidoscope because i am a born pot head
a speedlight
and of course more boy shorts and socks so i can look like this 24/7
…and i think i am going to get it!
if you dont believe me, wiki it
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice on December 12, 2007 | 2 Comments »
lets face it, horrible things happen when naked bodies try to get sexy. wonderful things also happen, but the most embarrassing moments of your life will happen to you under these circumstances.
in particular queefs are quite possibly the most unsexiest thing ever.
now i thought everyone had a basic knowledge of queefs, and this post would [...]
JUST SAY NO to fake orgasms
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice on December 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
i am having major orgasm blockage. ugh. is there anything worse?! no, there is not.
it has been said that mentally you can stop orgasms, and i am almost sure thats why i can’t during sex. but come on! all together? not fair. not fucking fair brain.
one might say, hey, just fake it until [...]
